I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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