Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Come on in and take your pants off
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