How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
