Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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