But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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