we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Randomize
