We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
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who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
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Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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