No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
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I have grass duct taped all over my body
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
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You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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