Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
The feeling are messing with the penis
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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