her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
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its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
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Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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