yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
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"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
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Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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