brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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