I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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