apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
It's just like the Real World with babies
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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