Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
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He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
3pm strippers are depressing
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
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I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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