i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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