Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
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I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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