Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
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It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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