Your tits are I can't wait for
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
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me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
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Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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