its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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