it wasn't lemon gatorade
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
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I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
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It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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