Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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