well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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