just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Boobs are out for the taking
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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