Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
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Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
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Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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