just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
