And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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