Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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