Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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