Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
