You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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