just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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