69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
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she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
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when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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