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yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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