I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
and i looked up. we had an audience...
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
It all started with a game of naked twister.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
