you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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