I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
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What tipped you off? The sombrero?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
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woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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