Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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