how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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