we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
He did a backflip because drugs
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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