i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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