I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
This is my gift to your gina
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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