You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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