I think im going to throw up on grandma
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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