Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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