She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
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Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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