She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
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You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
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My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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