Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
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At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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