it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?