I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
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Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life