she was so not down for the gang bang
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
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there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
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Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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