Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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