I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
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He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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