Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
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It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
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I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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