i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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