What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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